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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Back Home, We Had a Word For People Like...

...this, the standard term being "backwards-ass country f*cks."

We may have been country, but we weren't ignorant Neanderthals like these assh*les.
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9 comments:

  1. Myca7:44 PM

    Oh holy christ.

    You know, it's just ... as bad as I think it is, it's always worse than I think. Terrifying.

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  2. The Mystic10:03 PM

    IF YOU SAY ONE MORE BAD THING ABOUT NEANDERTHALS...I...I...

    MYSTIC SMASH!!!!

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  3. Winston Smith10:07 PM

    LLLOOOLLL

    Now you're like those Geico commercials.

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  4. The Mystic10:23 PM

    If only I were defending Neanderthals because I were one..

    Then I'd be awesome^max. And I'd just come shake your hand and CRUSH your BONES with LITTLE TO NO EFFORT.

    Except I wouldn't because I, with my 30% larger Neanderthal brain, would have long since transcended wrath as a reaction to your pitiable misunderstandings about my kind.






    TVD would probably be dead though.

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  5. Winston Smith11:21 PM

    Too bad chimps killed off all the Neanderthals...

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  6. The Mystic11:13 AM

    That free ass-kicking is looking more and more appealing.

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  7. Winston Smith12:20 PM

    When was the expiration on that coupon?

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  8. The Mystic5:51 PM

    I checked, and it appears to say:

    "Expires upon provider's admission of owner's total and extreme superiority over the provider in every aspect of provider's life, rendering the provider morally obliged to take orders from owner henceforth."

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  9. Winston Smith7:33 AM

    Not 'til Hell freezes over, then...damn.

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