Postmodern Scientist No Doubt Headed for Top Position in the Bush Administration

"Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method," at the inimitable Onion.

You may think this is a total farce...but it sounds a lot like Paul Feyerabend in Against Method and the aptly-titled Farewell to Reason. (Feyerabend, incidentally, isn't a postmodernist or even a continental. Analytic philosophy produces its kooks, too.)