Sunday, December 30, 2018

Suppose Ultima Thule Is Aliens; Recall That Trump Is President

So by now everybody knows that Ultima Thule has a weird light curve. Awesomest explanation: it's not a KBO at all; it's an alien ship. 
I was, of course, thinking about this awesomest possibility yesterday...when I realized that, if it were, then Trump would be president when we made first contact.
Imagine Independence Day...but with Donald J. Trump running the show rather than Thomas J. Whitmore... 
If I've got to live with that terrifying thought, then you do too.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're being too pessimistic. His whole schtick is to build a wall to keep out illegal aliens after all. We've never been more prepared.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

LOOOOL good point

8:03 AM  

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