Tuesday, September 23, 2008

DO IT (OUR WAY) NOW OR EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

So, apparently Congress has to approve the bailout plan on the table NOWNOWNOW or it's a financial apocalypse.

Which makes everybody think back to how they also had to give Bush the power to invade Iraq, and do it NOWNOWNOW or we were all gonna die.

And how they also had to approve the Patriot act or there were going to be terrorists sneaking into our bedrooms...and we were all gonna die.

But don't forget about how we had to stop the recounts in 2000 and give Bush the White House NOWNOWNOW...the media kept telling us how restless and panicky we all were...how we had to have a decision I MME DI AT LY!!!

Anyway, remember how well all those other snap momentous decisions worked out for us?


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