Monday, October 04, 2004

Breaking News: W is for Weenie

Some research conducted here at the institute indicates that W has--and we are not making this up--a favorite tailor. This fellow apparently made W's Thursday-go-ta-asswhuppin' suit for goin' to last Thursday's...well...asswhuppin'.

But get this: his tailor is--and I must emphasize that we are not making this up:

Georges de Paris

O.k., now I want you to imagine what the buzz would be like if Kerry had that tailor. Johnny Quest asserts that that would be the end of his run for the Presidency...


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