There's a kind of grotesque consequentialism at work here. Tired of feeding Buster, your gerbil? Finding that your apartment isn't quite big enough to comfortably house that pot-bellied pig? Just plain tired of your ferrets Frodo and Samwise? Well, don't just let them go to waste! Let the zoo feed 'em to its predators!
Don't worry...they'll kill them for you first...
And, hey, now that some countries (looking at you, Canada) are poised to let children choose state-assisted suicide, why not combine these two great ideas?
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