Calipari "98% Evil"

That's about right.(SI)

(Per IC: the other 2% is slime...)

Other highlights of tongue-semi-in-cheek predictions about March Madness:

"Rooting against Calipari will make you feel patriotic."

"[Parity]  inevitably leads to the following conversation, every single March:
EXPERT: "With so much parity in college basketball, we shouldn't be surprised ..."
FAN: "Hahaha, Duke lost, wahooooooooooooo!" "

"North Carolina's Roy Williams against his old team, Kansas, in a regional final. Ol' Roy would do his very best to say nice things about everyone, which would just tick people off."

Bonus awesome pic of Roy and TBF.