Ad Idea

So "3 a.m." doesn't really work. Maybe what we need is a mashup of lots of this kind of thing. Behold, the ultimate political ad:

Announcer [possibly the "it's" man from Monty Python]: It's

Little girl's voice, as she pulls petals off a flower: One, two, three...

Man's voice, military tone, on cheap, old-style mic: three, two one...

Announcer: ...a.m. in the morning-in-America, and there's a bear in the woods...a BLACK bear...released from prison on furlough by a DEMOCRAT, and he wants to know where the beef is. Don't you want someone with experience opening that refrigerator?